[SMASHES DOWN YOUR DOOR]
so wHAT IF I CAN’T FORGET YOU
[KICKS THE WALL]
I’LL BURN YOUR NAME INTO MY THROAT I’LL BE THE FIRE THAT’LL CATCH YOU
[FALLS ONTO KNEES]
WHAT’S SO GOOD ABOUT PICKING UP THE PIECES
*lays down and whispers* what if i don’t even want to…
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
Guys I was looking for some Supernatural pictures on Google when suddenly I come across this
And it’s like hey that’s kinda cute
And would you look at that there’s more
They’re all just so lame
I love them
AND THEN SUDDENLY THIS ONE COMES ALONG AND I SWEAR TO GOD
JUST OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE
i’m still in hell
So remember like a year ago when everybody was posting those poorly made lip-biting gifs? Well I finally got around to it…
I’m a straight dude and I’m willing to admit that holy fuck that was hot. .-.
Holy fucking fuck
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
well then. thanks for deciding to post this.
STOP IT! NOW
wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneth is a unique sensation
10 things not to say to a women
this is guaranteed way to get yourself murdered
Somebody did this to my friend once, she was like
PSA cramps are just the feeling we get when the muscle of our uterus is literally tearing itself to shreds if you were wondering what the bloody stuff was in the first place and /that/ is why this is a Not Good thing to say
Actually a lot of the time cramps are caused by the muscles in our uterus spasming in order to cut off the blood flow to the uterus. Our uterus is basically trying to kill itself which is why your abdomen feels like death.
Also, the hormone that causes it? The first hormone of labor. So, when we get our periods we are literally starting labor for a week. How about that?
basically stab yourself in your lower stomach a thousand times with a dull knife and you’ll know how it feels
fucking thank you
Omg it’s better than porn.
i laughed out loud and everyone in the library is staring
The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts
“you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life”
are you serious
i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul
does anyone else find it immensely comforting to have someone touching you? not like poking or tickling you or like sexually just feeling some other person being beside you and like your elbows or legs or something are touching and you’re like oh this person is alive too
everything is sort of weird and sad and i want to sleep next to you
Love, Sexual n’ Romance blog
I think this can resonate with many of us